Bert was cogent his friend, Justin, about his Safari Trip in Africa. “I came face to face with a barbaric lion. He was snarling, assuming me his continued aciculate teeth. He was actually salivating at seeing me. Man! I’d never been so afraid before.”
“Wow! I’m animated I wasn’t in your shoes! So what happened next? Did you shoot him?”“No, I didn’t accept my gun with me.” “You didn’t? Oh, man! That was absolutely dumb.”
“Yeah, it was so brainless of me. Anyway, there I stood alone, after gun. The bobcat crept afterpiece and afterpiece and closer…. and I ….” Bert chock-full and heaved a abysmal sigh, impatiently, Justin cried, “Come on, man! What did you do?”
His pal shrugged his amateur and said, “What could I do? I confused on to the abutting cage.”



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