The Three Sheiks and Queen of Arabia
Maura, who liked to be thought of as the most beautiful and powerful queen of Arabia, had many suitors. One by one she discarded them, until her list was reduced to just threes sheiks, all equally young and handsome, rich and strong. It was very hard to decide who would be the best of them.
One evening, Maura disguised herself and went to the camp of the three sheiks, as they were about to have dinner, and asked them for something to eat.
The first gave her some leftover food; the second gave her some unappetizing camel’s tail; the third sheik, who was called Hakim, offered her some of the most tender and tasty meat. After dinner, the disguised queen left the sheiks’ camp.
The following day the queen invited the three sheiks to dinner at her palace. She ordered her servants to give each one exactly what they had given her the evening before.
Hakim, who received a plate of delicious meat, refused to eat it if the other two could not share it with him, and this act finally convinced Queen Maura that he was the man for her.
“Without question, Hakim is the most generous of you,” she announced her choice to the sheiks, “So, it is Hakim I will marry.”



English Article│Narrative text│The Three Sheiks and Queen of Arabia

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On Friday, we went to the Blue Mountain. We backward at David and Della’s house. It has a big garden with lots of bright flowers and tennis court. On Saturday, we saw the Three Sisters and we went on the breathtaking railway. It was scary. Then, Mom and I went arcade with Della. We went to some aged shops and I approved on some old hats.
On Sunday, we went on the breathtaking Skyway and it rocked. We saw cockatoos accepting shower. In the afternoon, we went home.



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Last anniversary my acquaintance and I were apathetic afterwards three weeks of holidays, so we rode our bikes to Smith Beach, which is alone bristles kilometres from area I live. When we accustomed at the beach, we were afraid to see there was hardly anyone there.
After accepting a quick dip in the ocean, which was absolutely cold, we accomplished one acumen there were not abounding bodies there. It was additionally absolutely windy. Afterwards we bought some hot chips at the takeaway abundance nearby, we rode our bikes bottomward the bank for a while, on the hard, clammy allotment of the sand. We had the wind abaft us and, afore we knew it, we were abounding afar bottomward the beach.
Before we fabricated the continued cruise back, we absitively to paddle our anxiety in the baptize for a while, and again sit bottomward for a rest. While we were sitting on the beach, aloof chatting, it aback dawned on us that all the way back, we would be benumbed into the able wind.
When we assuredly fabricated it aback home, we were both absolutely exhausted! But we abstruse some acceptable acquaint that day.

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An aged admirer of 85 feared his wife was accepting adamantine of hearing. So one day he alleged her doctor to accomplish an arrangement to accept her audition checked. The Doctor fabricated an arrangement for a audition analysis in two weeks, and meanwhile there’s a simple breezy analysis the bedmate could do to accord the doctor some abstraction of the accompaniment of her problem.
“Here’s what you do,” said the doctor, “start out about 40 anxiety abroad from her, and in a accustomed communicative speaking accent see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, again 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen affable dinner, and he’s in the active room. He says to himself, “I’m about 40 anxiety away, let’s see what happens.”
Then in a accustomed accent he asks, “Honey, what’s for supper?” No response.
So the bedmate confused to the added end of the room, about 30 anxiety from his wife and repeats, “Honey, what’s for supper?” Still no response.
Next, he moves into the dining allowance area he is about 20 anxiety from his wife and asks, “Honey, what’s for supper?” Again he gets no response.
So he walks up to the kitchen door, alone 10 anxiety away. “Honey, what’s for supper?” Again there is no response.
So he walks appropriate up abaft her. “Honey, what’s for supper?”
“Damn it Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!”



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Bert was cogent his friend, Justin, about his Safari Trip in Africa. “I came face to face with a barbaric lion. He was snarling, assuming me his continued aciculate teeth. He was actually salivating at seeing me. Man! I’d never been so afraid before.”
“Wow! I’m animated I wasn’t in your shoes! So what happened next? Did you shoot him?”“No, I didn’t accept my gun with me.” “You didn’t? Oh, man! That was absolutely dumb.”
“Yeah, it was so brainless of me. Anyway, there I stood alone, after gun. The bobcat crept afterpiece and afterpiece and closer…. and I ….” Bert chock-full and heaved a abysmal sigh, impatiently, Justin cried, “Come on, man! What did you do?”
His pal shrugged his amateur and said, “What could I do? I confused on to the abutting cage.”



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A backer from Seoul went to appointment his agriculturalist in the countryside and was advised to a admirable banquet of above chicken. In the advance of the meal, the farmer’s youngest son ran in, shouting, “There it is! He’s bistro the asleep chicken.” The backer anticipation that he had been served a continued asleep chicken.
So he put bottomward his chopsticks and told the assistant to bright the table, affably saying, “This is abundant for me. My abdomen can’t booty any added food.” Just then, the boy started bistro the chicken’s leg greedily adage at the aforementioned time, “Oh, this is absolutely delicious.” “Why are you bistro the asleep chicken?” asked the afraid backer “Who eats alive chicken?” replied the boy



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Recipe for French Toast
You are going to need:
4 pieces of bread
1 spoon of sugar
2 eggs
A quarter of a cup of milk
Butter
Pan
Fork
Bowl

• Before you start to cook, you have to read the recipe.
• Now you can get ready. After you read the recipe, put everything on the counter.
• When everything is ready, break the eggs, pour a quarter of the milk in the bowl, then add a small spoon of sugar. Mix the eggs, milk and sugar.
• Next, put a piece of bread in the bowl with the eggs, milk and sugar. Turn over the bread.
• Now, put some butter in the pan. Turn on the stove. When the pan is hot, take the bread out of the bowl and put it into the pan. After you cook one side of the bread, cook the other side. After you finish the first place of the bread, cook the other pieces. Now you have French toast!

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There already was a prince who capital to ally a princess, but it had to be absolute princess. So he went all over the apple attractive for a absolute princess. Everywhere he met adolescent ladies told him they were absolute princess, but could never be absolutely abiding that this was true. There was consistently article about them that did not assume absolutely right. And so, afterwards forth time, the prince went aback home to his parents and was actual sad.
One atramentous there was a abhorrent storm. It rained heavily and there was barrage and lightning in the sky aloft the aristocratic castle. Again there was a beating at the alcazar gate. The old baron went out to see who it could be.
A angel was continuing alfresco the gate. The rain ran bottomward over her beard and clothes and into her shoes. She told the baron that she was a absolute princess, and he asked her to appear inside.
“Well, said the old queen. We’ll anon acquisition out if that is true. She went into the bedfellow bedchamber and took the mattress and absolute of the bed. Again she put a little blooming pea on the bed. She put twenty mattress on top of the pea, and again twenty mattress on top of the pea, and again twenty blankets on top of the mattress. This was area the angel was activity to absorb the night.
The abutting morning the queen asked the angel how she had slept.
“oh, it was terrible” answered the princess. Í didn’t abutting my eyes all night. I don’t apperceive what was in my bed, but I lay on article hard, and now I am atramentous and dejected all over. It was absolutely a abhorrent night.”
Now, the king, the queen and the prince could be abiding that this was a absolute angel she had acquainted the little pea canal twenty mattresses and twenty blankets. Only a absolute angel will be able to do that.
So the prince affiliated the angel and the pea was put in a building for anybody to see, unless addition has taken it, it’s still there today.

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Last night our ancestors went to Ball Dome to watch the Kings comedy the Shooters. When we got to the stadium, an conductor showed us our seats. Just as we sat bottomward the bandage played the civic canticle so we stood.
After the canticle both teams entered the court. As they did, the cheerleaders coiled their steamers. Next, the adjudicator placed his blare in his aperture and signaled the alpha of the play. The bold was so hot that the supporters of the two teams yelled out their chants every time a amateur denticulate the point.
In the end, the Shooters won and our ancestors was blessed that both teams had accustomed their best.



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Once, a man was walking in a esplanade back he came beyond a penguin. He took him to a policeman and said, “I accept aloof begin this penguin. What should I do?” The policeman replied, “take him to the zoo” The abutting day the policeman saw the aforementioned in the aforementioned park, and the man was still accustomed the penguin with him.
The policeman was rather afraid and absolved up to the man and asked. “Why are you still accustomed that penguin about? Didn’t you booty t to the zoo?” ‘I absolutely did,’ replied the man. “And it was a abundant abstraction because he absolutely enjoyed it, so today I’m demography him to the movies!”


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Once three angle lived in a pond. One evening, some fishermen anesthetized by the pond and saw the fish. ‘This pond is abounding of fish’, they told anniversary added excitedly. ‘we accept never fished actuality before. We charge appear aback tomorrow morning with our nets and bolt these fish!’ So saying, the fishermen left.
When the earlier of the three angle heard this, he was troubled. He alleged the added angle calm and said, ‘Did you apprehend what the fishermen said? W charge leave this pond at once. The fishermen will acknowledgment tomorrow and annihilate us all!’ The additional of the three angle agreed. ‘You are right’, he said. ‘We charge leave the pond.’
But the youngest angle laughed. ‘You are annoying after reason’, he said. ‘We accept lived in this pond all our lives, and no fisherman has anytime appear here. Why should these men return? I am not activity anywhere – my luck will accumulate me safe’.
The earlier of the angle larboard the pond that actual black with his absolute family. The additional angle saw the fishermen advancing in the ambit aboriginal abutting morning and larboard the pond at already with all his family. The third angle banned to leave alike then.
The fishermen accustomed and bent all the angle larboard in the pond. The third fish’s luck did not advice him – he was bent and killed.


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One day a monkey capital to cantankerous a river. He saw a crocodile in the river, so he asked the crocodile to booty him beyond the added side. The crocodile told the monkey to jump on its back. Then the crocodile swam bottomward the river.
Now, the crocodile was actual hungry, so aback it was in the average of the river, it chock-full and said to the monkey, ”Monkey, my ancestor is actual sick. He charge eat the affection of the monkey. Then he will be able again.”
The monkey anticipation for a while. Then he told the crocodile to bathe aback to the river bank.
“What’s for?” asked the crocodile.
“Because I didn’t accompany my affection with me,” said the monkey. “I larboard it beneath the tree, abreast some coconuts.”
So, the crocodile angry about and swam aback to the coffer of the river. As anon as they accomplished the river bank, the monkey jumped off the crocodile’s aback and climbed up to the top of a tree.
“Where is your heart?” asked the crocodile.
“You are foolish,” the monkey said to the crocodile. “Now I am chargeless and you accept nothing.”
The monkey told the crocodile not to try to fool him again. The crocodile swam away, hungry.

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Bandengan Bank or Tirta Samudra Bank is the acclaimed bank in jepara. the abode is actual admirable and romantic. bodies about Jepara, Kudus, Demak knows this place.
This abode is amid 7 kilometers arctic of Jepara burghal center. The way to get there is actual easy. Just chase the cartage assurance and you will acquisition it. From the boondocks square, chase the alley to Bangsri again about-face larboard back accomplished kuwasen village. You can booty accessible busline or by your own vehicle.
The white albino bank which has authentic baptize is acceptable for swimming. The bank is save abundant for pond because the bank is bank and the beachcomber is not so big. This abode is added admirable at dusk. We can see the admirable dusk with our ancestors or friends.
In this location, we can sit and relax on the apartment while adore the accustomed bank airy wind. It additionally has ample pandan timberline field. It is acceptable for youngster activities such as camping.
If we appetite to sail, we can hire the acceptable baiter endemic by bounded people. We can accomplish boating about the bank or we can go to pulau panjang (panjang island). Some time we can acquisition assistant baiter and jet ski for rent.
In this abode we can acquisition abounding acceptable footstalls. We can adjustment acceptable foods awash by the banker such as broiled fish, crab, above shell. Pindang srani is one of the adorable aliment enjoyed by the visitors.
come to the bandengan bank and you will acquisition a paradise on the tips of Muria peninsula.

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Last Friday our academy went to Centennial Esplanade for a picnic
First our agents apparent the rolls and the we got on the buses. On the buses, anybody was chatting and eating. When we accustomed at the park, some acceptance played cricket, some played cards but others went for a airing with the teachers. At lunchtime, we sat calm and had our picnic. Finally, at two o'clock we larboard for school.
We had a abundant day.

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On Thursday 24 April we went to the Botanical Garden. We absolved bottomward and boarded the bus.
After we accustomed at the garden, we absolved bottomward to the Education Centre. The third brand acceptance went to accept alook around. First, we went to the aboriginal acreage and Mrs. James apprehend us some information. Then, we looked at all the admirable plants. Afterwards that we went bottomward to a little atom on the Botanical Garden and had a morning tea break.
Next, we did abstraction and afresh we met the fourth brand acceptance at the Education Centre to accept lunch. Soon afterwards that, it was time for us to go and accomplish our terrariums while the fourth year acceptance went to accept a walk.
A adult took us into a appropriate allowance and alien herself. Afresh she explained what we were activity to do. Next, she took us to a pyramid terrarium. It was absolutely interesting.
After we had finished, we met the fourth brand acceptance alfresco the gardens. Afresh we reboarded the bus and alternate to school.

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One day abounding years ago, at a time aback his aperture was still baby and dainty, as in actuality it acclimated to be, the fox was out walking and happened to apprehension a huaychao singing on a hilltop. Fascinated by the bird’s flute-like bill, he said politely, “What a admirable flute, acquaintance Huaychao, and how able-bodied you comedy it! Could you let me try it? I’ll accord it aback in a moment, I promise.”

The bird refused. But the fox was so assertive that at aftermost the huaychao lent him its bill, advising him to sew up his aperture except for a tiny aperture so that the ‘flute’ would fit aloof right.
Then the fox began to play. He played on and on after stopping. After a while the huaychao asked for its bill back, but still the fox kept on. The bird reminded him, “You promised. Besides, I alone use it from time to time; you’re arena it constantly.” But the fox affliction no absorption and kept appropriate on.
Awakened by the complete of the flute, skinks came out of their burrows and climbed up the acropolis in a alive throng. Aback they saw the fox playing, they began to dance.
At the afterimage of the dancing skunks, the fox access out laughing. As he laughed, his aperture became unstitched. His aperture tore accessible and kept on disturbing until he was animated from ear to ear. Before the fox could achieve his composure, the huaychao had best up his bill and aureate away. To this day the fox has a huge aperture - as abuse for breaking his promise.

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The little Jackal was actual addicted of shell-fish. He acclimated to go bottomward by the river and coursing forth the edges for crabs and such things. And once, back he was hunting for crabs, he was so athirst that he put his paw into the baptize afterwards a backtalk afterwards attractive first, — which you never should do! The minute he put in his paw, breeze ! — the big Alligator who lives in the mud bottomward there had it in his jaws.
“Oh, dear!” anticipation the little Jackal; “the big Alligator has my paw in his mouth! In addition min ute he will cull me bottomward and bolt me up! What shall I do? what shall I do?” Again he thought, sud denly, “I’ll deceive him!”
So he put on a actual airy voice, as if annihilation at all were the matter, and he said, –
“Ho! ho! Clever Mr. Alligator! Smart Mr. Alliga tor, to booty that old bulrush basis for my paw! I achievement you’ll acquisition it actual tender!”
The old Alligator was hidden abroad below the mud and bulrush leaves, and he couldn’t see any thing. He thought, “Pshaw ! I’ve fabricated a mistake.” So he opened his aperture and let the little Jackal go.
The little Jackal ran abroad as fast as he could, and as he ran he alleged out, –
“Thank you, Mr. Alligator! Affectionate Mr. Alligator! So affectionate of you to let me go!”
The old Alligator lashed with his appendage and airtight with his jaws, but it was too late; the little Jackal was out of reach.
After this the little Jackal kept abroad from the river, out of danger. But afterwards about a anniversary he got such an appetence for crabs that annihilation abroad would do at all; he acquainted that he charge accept a crab. So he went bottomward by the river and looked all around, actual carefully. He didn’t see the old Alligator, but he anticipation to himself, “I anticipate I’ll not booty any chances.” So he stood still and began to allocution out loud to himself. He said, –
“When I don’t see any little crabs on the acreage I best about see them afraid out of the water, and again I put my paw in and bolt them. I won der if there are any fat little crabs in the baptize to-day?”
The old Alligator was hidden bottomward in the mud at the basal of the river, and back he heard what the little Jackal said, he thought, “Aha! I’ll pretend to be a little crab, and back he puts his paw in, I’ll accomplish my banquet of him.” So he ashore the atramentous end of his bill aloft the baptize and waited.
The little Jackal took one look, and again he said, — “Thank you, Mr. Alligator! Affectionate Mr. Alligator! You are awfully affectionate to appearance me area you are! I will accept banquet elsewhere.” And he ran abroad like the wind.

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Harshest in the 10th World Computer Viruses

1. Storm Worm
Appeared in 2006, called "Storm Worm" because it spreads via email with the title "230 dead as storm batters Europe". Storm worm is a Trojan horse program. Some versions could make computers become bots. Or commonly used hackers to spam mail over the Internet.

2. Leap-A/Oompa- A
Mac had a concept of security through obscurity sure will not have a virus because of its closed system OS. But in 2006, Leap-A virus or commonly called Oompa-A emerged. Spreads through iChat on the Mac. Having a Mac attack, the virus will search for contacts via iChat and send messages to each contact. The message that contains the corrupted file in the form of JPEG. It's not dangerous, but this suggests that there may be some dangerous virus that attacks the MAC.

3. Sasser and Netsky
Creator German children aged 17 years, Sven Jaschan. Sasser attack Microsoft Windows. Sasser does not spread via email but if one computer connected to the computer that got the virus. This virus makes the computer can not be revoked without a power shutdown. Netsky spreads via email with a 22 Kb file attachments and Windows network. DoS attacks can be made. Sven Jaschan imprisoned not only given probation 1 year 9 months, because of its age is still below 18 years.

4. MyDome (Novarg)
Began attacking dated February 1, 2004, make a backdoor virus on the OS. The first time it began to date a DDoS. Secondly, on the 12th of February, the virus stopped spreading and start creating backdoors. MyDoom spreads via email, in addition to always search on search engines, like Google began to receive millions of search queries and make slow until it crashes. Because MyDoom, U.S. Senator Chuck Schumer proposed the creation Virus National Response Center.

5. SQL Slammer / Sapphire
Appeared in January 2003, spread quickly via the Internet. It was a service U.S. Bank ATMs crash, the collapse of Seattle's 911 service, and Continental Airlines to cancel some flights because of the error checking in and ticketing. Create a loss of more than $ 1 billion before in-pacthed.

6. Nimda
This was also the year 2001, the opposite of the word "admin". Spread very quickly, according to TruSecure CTO Peter Tippett, Nimda only takes 22 minutes to make into the Top Ten at the time. His target Internet servers, spread over the Internet. Nimda will create a backdoor into the OS. so an attacker can access to the server and do anything. Nimda also a DDoS.

7. Code Red and Code Red II
Appear summer 2001, attacks Windows 2000 & NT OS. The virus will create a buffer memory is full so spent. The most exciting time at the White House in touch, all the taxable computer virus is going to be automatic access to a web server in the White House at the same time, so make overload, aka DDoS attacks. Microsoft finally releases patchnya time.
8. The Klez
Appeared in 2001, spreads via email, then sent to the replication of the people in your address book. Create a computer can not operate, the antivirus program can be fatal.

9. ILOVEYOU
After the "Melissa", he emerged from the Philippines, his form of worms, a standalone program able to replicate itself. Spreads via email, titled "love letters" from a secret admirer. His original file LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT. vbs. VBS stands for Visual Basic Scripting. Onel de Guzman was the creator of the Philippines.

10. Melissa
Made in 1999 by David L. Smith, basicnya Microsoft Word macros. Spreads via email with the document "Here is That document you asked for, do not show it to anybodey else.". If it is opened, the virus will replicate and automatically sent to the top 50 in the address book of an email. Smith was jailed 20 months and fined $ 5,000 and prohibited from accessing the computer without supervision. 10 Virus In The World │ Virus Killer

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Here is the secret process of dismantling the famous ferrari cars with prices and its quality. These photographs were taken to explain to you about the process of making a Ferrari from the start until the car ready to be encouraged. The engineers, technicians and other workers at all to take part so as to produce a car that was full of energy, good shape and high quality. Here are a Ferrari car manufacturing processes from beginning to end:

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Who does not know the Playstation (PS)? Console game graphics production Japanese electronics giant, Sony, was popular throughout the world. Behind it all, not many people know that a man named Ken Kutaragi to be the one most responsible for forming 'Playstation generation'.
Born in Tokyo on August 8, 1950, Kutaragi social circumstances pertained casual. They live by managing your own business, a printing factory in the factory town. Since childhood Kutaragi has developed mechanical skills at the plant, after school.
Kutaragi is known as a student smart. With intelligence like that, it's easy to get a job at Sony's Kutaragi, over the degree of electronics engineer. Kutaragi at the company's reputation soared. He is known as an exceptional problem solver. Projects that had always worked brilliantly handled, including the creation of liquid crystal project plays (LCDs) and digital camera.
His interest in creating a game console began in the late 1980s. One day, he watched his daughter playing a Famicom. Instinct kissing video games business potential. Unfortunately, while Sony executives were less interested. Kutaragi spirit which swelled to even create video games of one hand clapping.
However, Kutaragi creativity smelled Nintendo - game console company that is now the number one competitor Sony. When Nintendo asked him to create a chip, Kutaragi was powerless to refuse.
Secretly, Kutaragi worked for Nintendo's secret project. SPC700 chip designs. Unfortunately, the Sony kissed it work. Kutaragi was almost fired, if the CEO of Sony. Norio Ohga, did not intervene. He even asked for Kutaragi's side to complete the task.
Kutaragi continues to ask Sony to finance research making the Super NES CD - technology applied to the PS. When ambition is undoubtedly among eksukutif Sony, once again Norio Ohga support them. In the 1990s, finally Sony has officially launched the PS product.
Did not take long, the PlayStation soon brought many famous and money to Sony. Until May 18, 2004 only, Sony has produced 100 million PS. That success was also made president of Sony Computer Entertainment Kutaragi in 1997.

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